So, like, you know Madonna? Of Madonna fame? ‘Parently, she almost had intercourse of the bopping in the booboo kind with the late John F. Kennedy Jr. (before he died), but had to stop at the crucial momento owing to lack of condom singular. Nuffink. Nowt. Jack-diddly-squat.
The story goes that the pair checked into a cheap motel in Chicago in 1988, but the business at hand couldn’t go further. So stayed at hand-level, we assume. Still, better than nothing. Specially when the gennelman in question looked like this:
‘They were working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home, she asked him if he had any protection,’ reveals Rob Littell – a friend of John’s when they were both students at Brown University – to C. David Heymann in his book, American Legacy.
ps. ‘Working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home’?! How old are you, Rob, three?
pps. Like to read more bumf on the matter at hand? Oh, okay then.