Fag Hag Diary

Tuesday

And FH is getting a pet. Let the auditions begin!

Don't you dare poo!

Darlings, I need your help. The Fag Hag has decided it’s time to finally get a rough, hairy best in my bed. So, brace yourselves: I’m getting myself a little dawg.

I’ve scoured the interdolly and every coffee table World of Dogs book I can get my hands on and I have come up with two finalists. (Well, of course it’s a pedigree. I don’t want one of those mangy mongrel types you see draped all over a homeless).

Choice one is a chow chow, which, on the plus side looks like a giant teddy bear, but on the minus side has a tendency to be stubborn, aloof and snappy (remind you of anyone?) Choice two is a Maltese, which is small, white and cute and you get to tie its hair in a bow. But on the minus side it requires constant high maintenance grooming (again, remind you of anyone?)

Gennelman… not for the first time, I am in your hands.

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6 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. I see not one but two spelling errors in this copy.

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  2. They are now corrected. Thanks for your dilligence, English Teacher.

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  3. Chow Chow, all the way. They’re like those Ewok things off-of Star Wars.

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  4. Definitely not a dog you can tie ribbons in their hair. Dogs are not stupid girls, after all.

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  5. DEFINITELY a Chow – not only gorge but considerably less princessey than a Malteser (faaar too Sharon Osbourne for a self respecting hag)

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  6. Get the chow chow – much cuter.

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