Q. How do you find your Oyster card wallet? The shonky blue one?

A. A load of old shit.

Which is why it’s very excitement indeed that this small (and slim) slice of loveliness has landed on our very laps.

Choose life, eh? Oh, okay then.

‘Tis Katharine Hamnett’s ‘Choose Life’ logo whatsit, in travelcard format.

*loud applause spreads across London’s glittering sky*

‘Cause let’s face it, those blue things are pikey as sheisser.

And ooh, not only do these new Hamnett ones look nice, they’re also of a charitable nature. In that, buy one (or several), and earth pence slash pounds go to poor people. Literally, ’cause they’re for sale on Oxfam’s eBay site.

How much?
4.99 of your earth pounds.

And ou se trouve?
This place.

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5 comments to “Q. How do you find your Oyster card wallet? The shonky blue one?”

  1. “Now you can have something Bono and Chris Martin probably have, too”. Such an incentive.

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  2. Oh … and pikey is racist. I thought you might be a bit more careful and right-on about such things, what with you getting all bothered about Kate Moss muttering ‘queer’.

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  3. Since when is ‘pikey’ racist? You spaz. Pikey is non-race specific, therefore can’t be racist. Like, durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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  4. ps. Muttering ‘queer’ is obviously homophobic, much in the same way as muttering ‘nigger’ is racist and ‘yid’ is anti-semitic. Honestly, Consuela.

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  5. Pikey is a derogatory word specifically describing Irish travellers, I think you will find. Go back to school.

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