Joss Stone – you know, the one from Devon, London’s Glittering England – is having such a hard time finding gennelman callers, that she’s considering going of-lesbian on our back-bottoms.
‘I think I’ll have to turn lesbian,’ quoth she. ‘Every girl my age wants a relationship. I haven’t had one in two years and look how that ended.’
Not sure how ‘that’ ended?
Well, ‘that’ was a relationship with Beau Dozier – you know, Beaumont Dozier; you know, the son of Lamont Dozier, he of the Holland-Dozier-Holland songwriting team who wrote ‘Baby Love’ and all the other Supremes’ big hits (oooOOOoooh) – which ended with him selling a story about Jossy to a tabloid. What a bad business.
Anways, this is what Joss had to say about such bad business in this verily same interview with the Mirror:
‘Oh my God, disgusting! Maybe one day I’ll understand why he decided to do that but, right now? It’s beyond my comprehension.’