Joss Stone + Desperate = Lesbian

She's not afraid of colour.

Joss Stone – you know, the one from Devon, London’s Glittering England – is having such a hard time finding gennelman callers, that she’s considering going of-lesbian on our back-bottoms.

‘I think I’ll have to turn lesbian,’ quoth she. ‘Every girl my age wants a relationship. I haven’t had one in two years and look how that ended.’

Not sure how ‘that’ ended?

Well, ‘that’ was a relationship with Beau Dozier – you know, Beaumont Dozier; you know, the son of Lamont Dozier, he of the Holland-Dozier-Holland songwriting team who wrote ‘Baby Love’ and all the other Supremes’ big hits (oooOOOoooh) – which ended with him selling a story about Jossy to a tabloid. What a bad business.

Anways, this is what Joss had to say about such bad business in this verily same interview with the Mirror:

‘Oh my God, disgusting! Maybe one day I’ll understand why he decided to do that but, right now? It’s beyond my comprehension.’

Er, money?

 

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7 comments to “Joss Stone + Desperate = Lesbian”

  1. No see, I’m also thinking of going of-lesbian, owing to lack of back door business. Maybe we could hook up, Stoney?

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  2. She’s such a silly cow

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  3. Not just any fake lesbian …but one with a transatlantic ‘drawl’ as well … surely that’s deserving of a couple more shots to the head?

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  4. If there is one person we should all hate more than “That Nasty Little Cunt Kylie TM” then its Cornish-speaks-in-Devon-accent Joss.

    I cant wait to throw cow shit at her at the Diana concert.

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  5. You start messing up my concert, bub, and there will be all hell to pay. You hear me? Do you hear me?

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  6. First up,BEAU did NOT get paid for any story at all.ALL he said was that she lived a lonely life on the road,which SHE HERSELF said too!! stupid bitch she is
    Note too,how she forgets to mention,the reason she and Beau split,was because SHE slept with several other artists during their relationship!!!
    She is behaving like a bitter and spiteful cow,still slagging her ex 2 YEARS after they split!!

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  7. Shocking! She is a bad business, isn’t it.

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