Student: ‘Kylie est delusional because… she’s, like, doing ‘Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend’ in this here moving picture device, and as well as her voice sounding like those two foxes who shag outside of my window nightly, she ain’t no Marilyn Monroe.’
*hands paper to teacher; teacher is efficient so marks immediately*
Student: ‘But sir!’
Sir: ‘Would’ve been an A, even an A*, but while your critique was spot on, you failed to include any factual information. Like, this is a trailer to upcoming documentary, White Diamond, directed be GBF William Baker (or ‘Willie’, to Kylie of Kylie fame), and it’s, like, warts ‘n’ all, apparently. We’ll be the judge of that.