‘Kylie is delusional’ – Discuss

Kylie, apparently. 

Student: ‘Kylie est delusional because… she’s, like, doing ‘Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend’ in this here moving picture device, and as well as her voice sounding like those two foxes who shag outside of my window nightly, she ain’t no Marilyn Monroe.’

*hands paper to teacher; teacher is efficient so marks immediately*

Teacher: ‘A-‘

Student: ‘But sir!’

Sir: ‘Would’ve been an A, even an A*, but while your critique was spot on, you failed to include any factual information. Like, this is a trailer to upcoming documentary, White Diamond, directed be GBF William Baker (or ‘Willie’, to Kylie of Kylie fame), and it’s, like, warts ‘n’ all, apparently. We’ll be the judge of that.

The end.

 

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6 comments to “‘Kylie is delusional’ – Discuss”

  1. For god’s sake woman, shut up!! Who the freak does she think she is? A robotic no-one who should be thanking her lucky stars that there’s still an iota of interest in her.

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  2. God she’s annoying

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  3. Isn’t this the same song Madonna spoofed in the Material Girl video?

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  4. I cant believe you are still bothering to print stories about “That Nasty Little Cunt Kylie TM”. The gays do not care about her tired, past it, Madonna copying ways anymore. If any more proof than her Showgirl Homecoming concerts were needed as to her eternal decline, just listen to the leaked tracks from her new album. They sound like really bad 90s Cathy Dennis out takes.

    Re: subject matter – has she really copied EVERYTHING Madonna has done now to the extent that she has to copy Madonna copying Marilyn? Poor, sad, has been Kylie.

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  5. It’s true what you say, I Ain’t Got Game, and it’s exactly what they say; I like to be continually updated on the ongoing retardedness of ‘Nasty Little Cunt Kylie’ TM.

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  6. […] We’ve seen Kylie channelling Marilyn Monroe by singing the Gentlemen Prefer Blondes track ‘Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend’ (not bad actually – but then Kyles is all out to be the new Marilyn now she’s passed the age Marilyn was when she was murdered  tragically committed suicide). […]

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