Do you like your business to look perky pie?
Are you fond of a cock ring?
Do you like a crunch biscuit?
If you answered in an affirmative manner to any/all of the above, then you might be interested in the following:
Qu’est ce que c’est que c’est que c’est?
Well, it’s the WORLD’S FIRST GAY COCK RING!
Hooray times a lot. What-it-is-is, a cock ring in the traditional genre, only it has ‘Tear ‘n’ Share’ technology meaning one ring du penage turns into two, by simply tearing at the seam. Piff paff poof, if you will.
Imagine the scenario – a male gennelman is picked up by your very self for bopping of booboo purposes, and you’re all sorted *whispers* downstairs… ‘But I am sans cock ring!’ wails your gennelman caller. ‘Not to worry,’ you reply with a wry smile. You can have half of mine!
Etcetera, etcetera, etceterala.
Oh yeah, like to get one? Go to this interdolly place.
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