After the giddy line-up of Puff Daddy, the bloke who won Joseph and Tom ‘I am a human testicle’ Jones, organisers of the Concert for Diana have roped in this bloke here to do some presenting… ’cause we all know what a great
squeaking speaking voice he has.
Also confirmed for the day are Sir Elton of John, who is threatening to do ‘Candle in the Wind’, the Diana version, with lyrics which are amazingly even worse than the original, Rod Stewart and Lily Allen, while Lady Andrew of Lloyd Webber is putting together a West End musical extravaganza featuring GrAnastacia…
Andrea Boccelli, Josh Groban, Donny Osmond and Sarah Brightman. The only thing that might actually, you know, excite is Clive Owen in a presenting role. If you think it’s your thing, there are more tickets on sale today. Phone 0844 725 0107 to purchase one thereby donating money to the Princess’s favourite causes. What were they?