Becks to squeak introductions at Di concert

After the giddy line-up of Puff Daddy, the bloke who won Joseph and Tom ‘I am a human testicle’ Jones, organisers of the Concert for Diana have roped in this bloke here to do some presenting… ’cause we all know what a great squeaking speaking voice he has.

You know you want it.

Also confirmed for the day are Sir Elton of John, who is threatening to do ‘Candle in the Wind’, the Diana version, with lyrics which are amazingly even worse than the original, Rod Stewart and Lily Allen, while Lady Andrew of Lloyd Webber is putting together a West End musical extravaganza featuring GrAnastacia…

Andrea Boccelli, Josh Groban, Donny Osmond and Sarah Brightman. The only thing that might actually, you know, excite is Clive Owen in a presenting role. If you think it’s your thing, there are more tickets on sale today. Phone 0844 725 0107 to purchase one thereby donating money to the Princess’s favourite causes. What were they?

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3 comments to “Becks to squeak introductions at Di concert”

  1. I wonder if he’ll use it as an advertising opportunity as he did the Commonwealth Games (and the Queen herself!) and whether he’ll bring that little disabled kiddie he hangs out with for extra showing off value.

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  2. Yes, he did use me somewhat during the Commonwealth Games – and he didn’t even give me a cut! Watta cunt.

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  3. VERY GOOD

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