A conversation between a child and his/her/its mother…

Child: Momma, why are these people the only ones wearing all the right sunglasses in this picture? No, Momma, this one. This one here!

Dark in 'ere, innit? 

Momma: That’s because these people are what is known in the business as ‘knobs’.

Child: I see. Thanks for the clarification.

Momma: Anytime.

The End.

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5 comments to “A conversation between a child and his/her/its mother…”

  1. Would it be offensive to mention just how pikey their children look. They look like they’ve been brought up on Golden Wonder crisps and Panda cola. And look at grandma! Death’s head with a wig!

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  2. I rue the day I let these people into my London home. Never again. They simply have no idea.

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  3. Tom is SO gunning for Becks to bring him into his mentalist ‘church’. He’ll probably get a big bonus, or something, if he does.

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  4. ‘Tards, the lot of them.
    Oh, and Consuela, I had a dream about you last night!! You came into our office, ripped up the carpet and smashed our computers. Very strange. You were tall with short, light hair…

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  5. MMm … your description is pretty much spot on, actually :-)

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