George Clooney – that star of filmic devices who’s just, you know, c-RAZY! – had a four month affair with a British single mum, ‘parently.
Sarah Talley, 33, says they met last December in Las Vegas, where she was working as a lapdancer. Their business took them to London’s Glittering Los Angeles and South Carolina, before fizzling out.
‘He was sweet and non-offensive,’ Sarah tells the Mirror. ‘He liked that I was British and we talked about home a lot. He was respectful and didn’t even ask for a dance.’
Oh there’s more.
‘I didn’t care that he was George Clooney. To me he was just a nice, funny guy.’
Who happened to be George Clooney.