Kylie’s 20-year party

F-yes. 

Kylie Mini-Goo is throwing a big ‘ole 20-year party – as in a party to celebrate 20 years in t’showbiz, rather than a party that will last 20 years. That would just be silly.

So Kyles will be holding said do somewhere in Londinium, on August 3rd. Which is the date ‘Loco-motion’ got to No. 1 in Australia.

‘It’s also a chance for her to thank all the people who assisted and encouraged her, especially in Australia where her talent was overlooked for a long time,’ said someone called ‘Source’.

This word ‘talent’ they keep bandying about. What could they possibly mean?

It’s thought all the gays of London, the entire population of Australia, and simply the biggest names in showbiz will attend.

 

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9 comments to “Kylie’s 20-year party”

  1. Oh I’ve been waiting for this event all my life! Hurrah!

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  2. She looks ridiculous.

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  3. Is this her or a new waxwork? I always loved that one of her on all fours. So appropriate somehow.

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  4. “The gays of London” have rather turned against Miss Minogue (or, as this site has christened her, “That Nasty Little Cunt Kylie TM”.) So i rather doubt that they will be flocking to this event. Especially as she announces it mere weeks after Madge’s people said something similar would be taking place for Madge’s 25 years.

    Its like compariing champagne (Madge) to piss (Kylie).

    And what the fuck happened to her face? She looks more plastic that Joan Rivers.

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  5. 20 years too many, in my opinion. Loved that comparison of her with Joan Rivers in Heat last week … SO true … her face is going to look fucked in 10 years time.

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  6. Her face may be fucked in 10 years time, but judging by her last tour and the fucking awful leaked tracks from her new album, her career is fucked now.

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  7. Why do Boyz keep doing article on TNLC Kylie TM?

    WE AINT BOVVERED.

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  8. This isn’t Boyz anymore Shabnam’s Monobrow, you fool!! And isn’t it obvious why they do articles on TNLC Kylie TM?? For fun/piss-taking reasons.

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  9. […] Oh, and in other related news it’s that 20th Anniversary of Kylie’s popsicle career this weekend we were on about a while back, and Jason of Kylie fame’s going and EVERYTHING. […]

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