Lindsay cancels 21st b’day

So young, such a mess... 

Lindsay of Lohan of no known purpose has cancelled her 21st birthday shindigaroo.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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So-like-right, Lindsay Lohan ain’t ‘avin’ a do ’cause she’s concentrating on getting over her ‘alcoholism’ problems in rehab.

*concentrates real hard; so hard, in fact, that a bit of tongue slips out*

The party was supposed to be in London’s Glittering Las Vegas, in a club called Pure.

‘We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time,’ someone from Pure told People mag-woi-zeen. ‘We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.’

Thanks.

 

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3 comments to “Lindsay cancels 21st b’day”

  1. I’m inconsolable.

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  2. Does that mean she’ll be 21 next year, and thus will be able to shave years off her real age as she gets older a la Geri Haliwell?

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  3. What will those ‘poor’ people who won, yes, won tickets to her birthday party do??! Shameless.

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