So someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone else who simply can’t be trusted, has told us that Joan Rivers is set to be a judge on the latest reality talent contest – for QVC!
*lets out a bit of wet wee*
‘Parently, the shopping channel whatsits are holding open auditions across the length ‘n’ breadth of London’s Glittering UK to find a new presenter, in the hope that come the semi-finals our Joany will be ready to do the honours.
Like, ohmygod. Like, so-totally, like, ohmygod.