
So someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone else who simply can’t be trusted, has told us that Joan Rivers is set to be a judge on the latest reality talent contest – for QVC!
*lets out a bit of wet wee*
‘Parently, the shopping channel whatsits are holding open auditions across the length ‘n’ breadth of London’s Glittering UK to find a new presenter, in the hope that come the semi-finals our Joany will be ready to do the honours.
Like, ohmygod. Like, so-totally, like, ohmygod.
*passes out*
Joany? J’adore.




But there’s no way she’ll be able to top the genius that was Amanda Holden on Britain’s Got Talent!!!
*faints from all the sarcasm*
Now this excites me. I do love QVC. I get all my jewellery from there.
And you wear it so well, Betty
She’s going to be relentless if this is true. Can’t wait. Oh, can’t get QVC. Can wait.
I get the story is about Joan Rivers.
So why is there a picture of Kylie accompanying the story?