Fag Hag Diary

Wednesday

And FH is v chuffed with herself. Or at least her choice of friends.

Nice tits, innit. 

The Fag Hag feels like Charlie of Chocolate fame when he got his golden ticket… ‘cept it ain’t some poxy factory I’m visiting with an old granddad. Oh no my cupcakes, I am beyond ‘cited as I’ve managed to blag myself an invite down to the backstage corridors of Big Brother house this weekend.

How did I do that you may ask? Well, it’s a long story, but put it this way – I chose my friends at university according to how likely they were to turn into powerful media figures and it’s all paying off thank you!

It means I’ll get to wander through those camera runs with a big old cloak on (Armani Prive, I hope) and spy on Charley and those matted extensions right up close. Do you think I can send Gerry positive love vibes through those two-way mirrors and bag him as my next fag to hag? All will be revealed on Monday my darlings!

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4 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Find out what their cock’s are like… Did I write that out loud?

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  2. Whose cock exactly is it you want to see? I wouldn’t give any of the blokes in there this year so much as a hand shandy. Ziggy at a push.

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  3. Floy, there is no apostrophe in ‘cock’s’ in this sentence. Cocks plural, not ‘cock is’. Got it?

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  4. Ooh! Try and work out how old Ziggy really is. If he’s really 26 then he must have had the toughest paper round in the world for him to be looking so rough, so young.

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