A real-life letter of retardenation from Paris Hilton to
some fellow retards her fans.
So-like-right, you knows Paris La Hilt is in t’clink for being stupid… anyways, she’s received kindly words of support, and the following is a transcript of a letter penned in response to said words of
‘I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary* time in my life.
But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of a the situation. And the letters I’m receiving really do put a smile** on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad*** and alone****.
Again, thank you so much and may God***** bless you and your family.
Love always, Paris Hilton xoxo’
* Scary? You need to get out more, luv.
*** Oh good.
***** Rather someone else, thanks.
These lovely people told us this, innit.