Momma, when will the pain go away?

 
Sorry, who are you, again?

News has reached these very shores of Vicks Rub’s plans to release a new single.

*gouges out ear-drums with knitting needle*

Victoria Beckham is collaborating with rapper Naz on soon-to-be-released ditty, ‘Full Stop’.

*crushes entire head in the unlikely event of peripheral hearing*

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3 comments to “Momma, when will the pain go away?”

  1. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  2. Now Victoria, you promised!

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  3. Rapper Nas, you mean? The track is old, from her Damon Dash shenanigans yonks ago.

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