Theatrical low-light of the week….. (said in singy-songy Harry Hill-esque manner)

Blue's so my colour 

Michael ‘Cheesy doesn’t even cover it. My organs are a veritable cheese board – but with none of that bizarre jelly stuff. That’s just ick!’ Ball is set to play Edna Turnblad in Hairspray in London’s glittering West End.

:-(

Now let’s look at we’re calling a role trajectory – you know, for the sheer fun of it slash to show just how un-fun this casting decision really is:

So we’ve had Divine (genius), we’re getting John Travolta of kissing male gennelmen in a non-sexual way fame any day now (oh) and now we have Michael Ball – who looks like the sort of person who combs his pubes – doing the Edna Turnblad/Arvin Hodgepile combo on a dolly stage come this October (*puts gun to head*). It’s thought The Crankies are in high-level discussions with producers to take over said role when Michael takes his contracted breaks in order to dry-shampoo his cloud of mouse-like hair.

*throws up*

If this excites you, you may want to go here.

 

 

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4 comments to “Theatrical low-light of the week….. (said in singy-songy Harry Hill-esque manner)”

  1. Oh. Dear. Monumentaly bad casting decision.

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  2. He’s always there to ruin otherwise fairly decent productions.

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  3. Disagree, he will be stunning mark my words.

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  4. I Disagree, he will be stunning mark my words.

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