Members of a Russian Orthodox something or other claim to have cleansed the Moscow River, the day after a cruise ship rammed to the very rafters with gays of a homosexual nature had a little old cruise on it. Pun, like, soooo intended.
200 members of the Union of Orthodox Brotherhoods – last seen licking windows on a 25-seater coach-ette (it was a v tight fit) – took to the waters with their magical healing powers, and doth rid the mucky river of its ‘mo detritus and baby Jesus knows what else.
*washes hands with one of them dry antibacterial things that over-protective mothers carry*
Taking the exact same route as the back bottom-bumming cruisers had mere hours earlier, Yuri Ageshchev, did sayeth that their aim was to cleanse ‘the filth that filled the river after the trip of a big company of homosexuals.’
Oh and just for your records, this is the slogan of the Union of Orthodox Brotherhoods:
‘We are Russians, God is with us’.
Think we’ll be the judge of that.
Now let’s look at Daniel Craig’s penis:
*let’s out a bit of white wee*