Ruth Kelly in cabinet reshuffle – as long as she doesn’t have to sit on a chair where a gay has once sat. It’s against her religion.

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Retarded Communities Minister Ruth Kelly (you know the one who doesn’t believe in gays despite being in charge of Equality…) has been made Transport Minister. Are gays still allowed to travel on buses then?

Having proved herself unfit for the Department of Health because she doesn’t believe in abortion (it’s an Opus Dei thing, you wouldn’t understand), and unfit for the Department of International Development because she doesn’t believe Africans should be allowed to use condoms and never mind the sky-high levels of HIV and AIDS (listen His Hopelessness the Pope has said no and so it’s no, OK?) Ruth Kelly has been relocated in the cabinet to be in charge of Transport.

So Gordon Brown, the man who has somehow not had time to vote in 12 out of the last 13 votes in Parliament on gay issues (maybe it’s because everyone used to think he was a gay himself) has not seen fit to dump a religious nut who clearly has no place in 21st century government. Expect a return to penny farthings anyday soon…

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7 comments to “Ruth Kelly in cabinet reshuffle – as long as she doesn’t have to sit on a chair where a gay has once sat. It’s against her religion.”

  1. This woman disgusts me. Why the fuck doesn’t she just get thee to a nunnery and live the rest of her sad little days flicking off to Trisha (i think they allow mid-morning telly in nunneries these days).

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  2. Never liked this woman. A disgrace, she is.

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  3. That’s fine, ’cause I don’t want to sit anywhere she’s been in case I catch retardness.

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  4. If she’s against gays, why doesn’t she make more effort not to look like a man? It must ’cause all kinds of confusion when she’s out and about with her husband. She’s such a retard. Religion shouldn’t have any place in politics.

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  5. Hear hear, Neio, hear hear!!

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  6. Ditto x a lot.

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  7. I like the rolls of fat on her neck. Do you think this is her best feature?

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