The last scrapings from that press thingie…

Back together

1. They’re not doing the Diana gig.

2. They are very fit (we’ll be the judge of that)

3. Their documentary is nothing to do with Victoria’s.

4. Posh so didn’t say anything, Geri had to go: ‘Have you got anything to say, Victoria?’

And 5. They took the piss out of the Daily Star’s Joe Mott (who used to go out with Sarah Girls Aloud) and said he looked like Kevin Federline. They reckon they’re not sure about new material but two new tracks have already been announced for the new Greatest Hits package with a working title of Squeeze Every Last Penny Out of these Suckers (shortened mainly to just ‘Suckers’).

*breathe*

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5 comments to “The last scrapings from that press thingie…”

  1. The grasping bitches not doing the Diana gig.

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  2. Honey they don’t want to ruin their thunder on some dirty charity gig. What are you like?

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  3. Apparently, Victoria Beckham’s kids often point to newsreaders on TV and go ‘Mummy’. When proper mummy actually comes home – to change clothes, mostly – they think she’s a burglar and cower in their rooms.

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  4. But what will happen to Bunton’s hair?

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  5. Most of its down her plug-hole anyway. Total segue, but wouldn’t it be funny if when her baby pops out there isn’t even a hint of brown?!

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