Let’s hear it for the gays, says FH Niece (aged six).
Fag Hag Niece has been doing her bit for gay rights again. ‘I’m playing weddings’, the six-year-old darling announced solemnly the other day as she marched a cat and a plastic horse with purple hair up the aisle.
‘That’s lovely sweetheart. What are the names of the boy and girl getting married?’ I asked whilst making a mental note not to go to the same hair colourist as the horse should I ever tie the knot.
‘NOOO! It’s a boy AND a boy,’ she said, with a certain amount of irritation before saying with withering condecension, ‘A boy and a boy gets married as well you silly!’ Which I’m considering getting printed on a t-shirt for the next time I have to walk past the Daily Mail headquarters…