No, not the dolly in the geisha get up. The dolly head to toe in Westwood including those tricky-to-carry-off rocking chair shoes.
Why should you pray for someone so spledidly turned out, you say? Someone with not only all the right hair (depending on which continent and in which decade you are currently residing) but with such a lovely new wife? The reason you need to beseech the baby Jesus on his behalf is that the lovely wife is none other than Pete Burns…And this person – known to friends and tradesmen as Michael Simpson – has linked himself and his future to this highly irrascible, highly scary, highly unpredictable ex-pop singer (not ex? Oh, have they re-released ‘You Spin Me Round’ again then?)
Mind you, Mr. Burns has been married before: to a woman and for a quarter of a century, so maybe he’s not as tricky to bring tea up to of a morning as we might assume. Anyway, we wish them well. We think. Oh, and Eva Longoria didn’t look half as eye-catching at her wedding.