Are these the most terrible panties in the whole wide world?

Probable answer: indeed they are!

Oh mine eyes

For a start it’s called Cocksox *raises eyebrow. Just the one* and it’s like the gennelmen’s lingerie equivalent of the 2012 London Olympic symbol, in that you really want to like it but it makes you nauseous and in need of a good lie down.

The idea is that the black bits are mesh – so you can see clean through to body – and the front bit has a drawstring-like thing inside hoiking penage up and out. You can see more acceptable colour combinations here or you can see a man – a real live one – modelling them here…

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4 comments to “Are these the most terrible panties in the whole wide world?”

  1. What colour is this person supposed to be? Or is it the glare from the pants making him look like that?

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  2. I’ve not heard them called panties before but as for being the worst in the world…hard to say just yet! Just thought I’d mention that there’s not drawstring inside hoiking up your crown jewels or anything, the drawstring just keeps them tight around your waist for when you go swimming because, that’s right, these are swim briefs. See you at the local pool in one?

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  3. Actually, we’re considering approaching the British Olympic Team to be the official provider of Olympic Uniforms based on their dashing logo. Naturally we’d be putting the logo on the back…handy for archery too.

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  4. We’d like the official swimming teams to wear these in white that go see-thru when wet. Oh, and the diving teams.

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