Kum quat?

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Morrissey – that rather maudlin gennelman from Manchesterford – has hisself the hump with OGL.

Madonna and child.

Morrissey – that rather maudlin gennelman from Manchesterford with a quiff – was doing a – what are we calling this? – concert, in London’s not-so-glittering Virginia last night, and got the hump avec Madonna.

Morrissey – that rather maudlin gennelman from Manchesterford with a quiff who lives in Los Angerleese ’cause obviously the Northern angst and clogs and matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs and Eccles cakes and whippets and the┬ájust CONSTANT cries of ‘ecky-bloody-thump’ got too much for him – had hisself a rant-ette over our M.

It went something like this:

‘I wouldn’t be surprised if she [Madonna] made that African boy into a coat and wore him… for 15 minutes, and then threw it away.’

Oh well that’s just silly. There’s not enough of him for a whole coat.

Oh-but-see-yes, Mozza is a supporter of PETA, which we approve of muchos and therefore would like to stroke him and his quiff.

Ends.

ps. Towleroad told us this. Ta.

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2 comments to “Kum quat?”

  1. Madonna was a twat for wearing that Chinchilla coat a few months back, i’ll give him that.

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  2. Be fair, he was probably right.

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