Morrissey – that rather maudlin gennelman from Manchesterford – has hisself the hump with OGL.
Morrissey – that rather maudlin gennelman from Manchesterford with a quiff – was doing a – what are we calling this? – concert, in London’s not-so-glittering Virginia last night, and got the hump avec Madonna.
Morrissey – that rather maudlin gennelman from Manchesterford with a quiff who lives in Los Angerleese ’cause obviously the Northern angst and clogs and matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs and Eccles cakes and whippets and the just CONSTANT cries of ‘ecky-bloody-thump’ got too much for him – had hisself a rant-ette over our M.
It went something like this:
‘I wouldn’t be surprised if she [Madonna] made that African boy into a coat and wore him… for 15 minutes, and then threw it away.’
Oh well that’s just silly. There’s not enough of him for a whole coat.
Oh-but-see-yes, Mozza is a supporter of PETA, which we approve of muchos and therefore would like to stroke him and his quiff.
ps. Towleroad told us this. Ta.