Look! Actual bulge!
Never mind what those magazines say when you can see a tiny button of a bulge in a football short worn by Mr. Beckham, it has always seemed like he probably had a very dinky willy. To us experts at any rate. And there’s nothing to sniff at in a small front business.
But then this picture emerged on the front of a Spanish-language magazine and all of a sudden we’re thinking maybe there is something in it (‘it’ being his Speedo). It looks perky, fat and rather delicious and maybe that Speedo goes see-through when it gets wet! See a close-up here…
We don’t mind if we do.