Eau du Flange

Do you have a nose? 

Do you like flagina?

Do you often wish you could have the whiff of flagina at your beck ‘n’ call, you know, ’cause you’re a pig?

Are you a dirty pig?

Then this may be for yous…

You're naughty you are! 

Qu’est ce que c’est que c’est que c’est?

Well, ’tis Vulva Original, the ‘erotic, intimate scent of an irresistable woman – the precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial’. Or as we like to call it, Eau du Flange. AKA a flicking-off aid for non-‘mo gennelmen slash lesbianos plural.

*throws up in mouth; swallows it in the hope that no-one noticed; throws up again; people notice*

Oh but hold your dolly horses, pigs. Vulva is ‘not a perfume’, oh-oh-oh no. ‘It is a beguiling vagina scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure’.

Oh good.

ps. Eau du Cheesy Knobbage, anyone? Non.

More on the above? Go on then.

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6 comments to “Eau du Flange”

  1. So, what you put it on a hanky when you’re beating off? Is that the idea?

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  2. Do you think that straight men actually find those hooker shoes attractive? They so remind me of drag queens I wouldn’t think they would strike anyone as sexy.

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  3. degoutante. unless you like this sort of thing, i guess.

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  4. How…bizarre. Imagine it will do very well in Japan.

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  5. Do pray tell, who the hell is supplying this erm.. fluid?
    Is there perhaps a a factory in Taiwan next to where they make Primark clothes where ladies are paid 2p an hour to secrete??

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  6. Ooh, simbobs, that sounds like the sort of job for myself.

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