Do you have a nose?
Do you like flagina?
Do you often wish you could have the whiff of flagina at your beck ‘n’ call, you know, ’cause you’re a pig?
Are you a dirty pig?
Then this may be for yous…
Qu’est ce que c’est que c’est que c’est?
Well, ’tis Vulva Original, the ‘erotic, intimate scent of an irresistable woman – the precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial’. Or as we like to call it, Eau du Flange. AKA a flicking-off aid for non-‘mo gennelmen slash lesbianos plural.
*throws up in mouth; swallows it in the hope that no-one noticed; throws up again; people notice*
Oh but hold your dolly horses, pigs. Vulva is ‘not a perfume’, oh-oh-oh no. ‘It is a beguiling vagina scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure’.
ps. Eau du Cheesy Knobbage, anyone? Non.
More on the above? Go on then.