Or, how a 111-year-old man with the body of a 12-year-old girl made the fizzy stuff looketh sexy and things, with the use of super-model-ettes Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Claudia of Schiffer.
Look at the pretty images, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen…
More, more, MORE!
*is seduced by the lovely pictures; buys 73 bottles of Dom Perignon, and some Minstrels; gets a little giddy; passes out, but not before having a WHOLE load of good times*
Dom Perignon, on the interdolly.