Fag Hag Diary

Wednesday

Faggy, on that Posh ‘documentary’.

Posh? Tsk. 

Hands up who saw Posh Spice off-of Posh ‘n’ Becks starring in her very own ‘documentary’ presentation-bit-like-Panorama last night? ‘Coming to America’ – do you think anyone bothered to tell her that the title was rather unfortunately referencing an Eddie Murphy film (that’d be the same Eddie Murphy who she loathes because he got her friend up the duff then ran like hell)?

The documentary was pretty much unwatchable, mainly because it was one of those hopelessly over produced, over directed, ‘reality’ shows where every time someone so much as takes a dump you know it’s been choreographed to hell.

‘I know, let’s turn her into some hilariously spoilt pampered princess like Paris Hilton on The Simple Life,’ some producer’s clearly thought. But here’s the difference, people.

If Paris, the heiress in the gilded cage says she’s not used to answering her own door – you’d have no problem believing her. But Victoria Beckham? She’s spent half her life on the terraces at Manchester United and half in a Sawbridgeworth Harvester wearing Timberlands chasing after those chav children, so who’s she trying to kid?

She’s married to a man who says ‘was you’ instead of ‘were you’ for heaven’s sake. But the main problem is that she’s trying to be funny – when she’s about as funny as tertiary-stage prostate cancer.

Everyone has a talent in life – some people split atoms, some people transplant kidneys, some make TV shows, and some are just great at marrying someone talented. So for Lordi off-of Eurovish’s sake, why doesn’t she just concentrate on that and leave that boring work stuff to other people…

 

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  1. It seems that some people did not get that this was a total spoof of all those MTV/VH-1 shows like Cribs, Newleyweds, Laguna Beach and the Fabulous Life Of, or Simple Life of Paris Hilton so rather than a producer turning the programme to look like them it was poking fun at those people and that programming…..once I realised that fairly early on I saw this as a brilliant “mockumentary”. If only they had made more programmes then I guarantee you it would have started to get cult status and she would start becoming the celebrity version of David Brent. Indeed just like “The Office” remember how everyone was a little bit uneasy about the programme at first, and then slowly (but definitely not stright away) got it when they realised it was meant to be taken in humour as a satire – this was one step further as it started with the premise of using a real celebrity. I especially loved the line about Lionel Richie doing the parquet floor while he was Dancing On The Ceiling – hysterical when taken in context. If only there were more shows, that is the greatest pity and probable downfall of this well conceived idea.

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