Michelle McMammoth latterly of Pop Idol presently of big-boned, is here seen in a fetching blue and sparkly red number sandwiched between two people both of whom have non-real animals attached to them.
‘Tis for her incarnation as mother-of-the-baby-Jesus, Mary, in a new West End version of the Nativity story, being premiered at London’s glittering Edinburgh Festival next month.
Little is known about said play, though Big Mac might like to a take a leaf out of this gennelman’s book.
ps. We said ‘take’, not ‘eat’.
pps. Nice hair. Has a bit of the Kate Garroways to it.
pps. We left our battered sausage on its own for two minutes. TWO MINUTES! Guess what? Gone.