Where la Fagster attempts sympathy for Kerry Katona off-of Iceland ads.
Poor old Kerry off-of Iceland ads. We all heard about how sad she was when her beautiful mansion with lovely wood fittings the colour of David Dickinson (and featuring the sort of cars that poor people buy when they make money too quickly) got robbed.
In fact, so sad is Kerry she’s gone and done what all of us do when we get a telly and a few onyx rings and gold rope chains from the market nicked – she’s checked into the Priory.
Only a very mean, evil person who would have no bizness sharing the same oxygen space as Kerry Atomic would suggest maybe she’s shitting herself because the ‘break-in’ is connected in some way to the lovely cabbie she married. What’s his company called I wonder… ‘Dial-a-Gram’?