‘But Momma, do they let them in the army this short?’
T’above is a picture of Thomas Cruise, in that new filmic device he’s doing about that fella who was in the German Resistance which tried to set up an alternative shadow government… *goes to p.62 of The History of Modern Germany*… to Hitler’s, with the idea that nice people would come into power after he popped his clogs.
Anyroad, this is Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise his verily self, comely eye-patch ‘n’ all. But don’t be fooled, pop-pickers. That plane behind is actually a children’s toy. One of those you have to collect week-by-week over the course of 73 years. Tom’s on week eleven.