Toy soldier

‘But Momma, do they let them in the army this short?’

Honey, LOVE the man-bag! 

T’above is a picture of Thomas Cruise, in that new filmic device he’s doing about that fella who was in the German Resistance which tried to set up an alternative shadow government… *goes to p.62 of The History of Modern Germany*… to Hitler’s, with the idea that nice people would come into power after he popped his clogs.

Anyroad, this is Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise his verily self, comely eye-patch ‘n’ all. But don’t be fooled, pop-pickers. That plane behind is actually a children’s toy. One of those you have to collect week-by-week over the course of 73 years. Tom’s on week eleven.

Towleroad told us about this, via this interdolly place. Thankings.

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6 comments to “Toy soldier”

  1. Is it wrong that I find this quite horny?

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  2. Yes, very very wrong

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  3. Nice camel’s hoof.

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  4. Oh, he is quite handsome if you took his brain away

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  5. And made him grow six feet.

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  6. Then he’d be an impressive 6’3″. Perfect.

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