Fag Hag Diary

Friday

Faggy on the Heather Mills payout…

Loves labours gained

So Lucky Heather – as some people like to affectionately call Lady Heather off-of Paul McCartney – is getting 70 million of your English cash monies for… letting a man with lots of pound coins in his bank touch her lady’s front bum for about four years.

In fairness, she also had a little kiddie (see at first she couldn’t have kiddies, then she suddenly got pregnant – and behold it was a miracle, like when someone who’s stuck their car in a disabled bay suddenly gets out of their car and is perfectly able to walk) but the cost of Beatrice Potter’s school fees, nannies, security and travel expenses won’t be included in the 70 million.

Which all leaves Lucky Heather to spend to her heart’s delight on black catalogue platforms (£3.99 a week for 12 weeks) and cropped Ed Hardie t-shirts that say things like ‘Love, Peace, I paid 55 quid for this piece of shit because I’m a clueless cunt and too chicken shit to get a tattoo’.

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6 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. hahahahahahaha that’s hilarious!!!!!!

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  2. I like Heather. She’s kind to animals.

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  3. And trees, I hear.

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  4. I’d demand at least double that amount for being married to that strange man. What sort of couple (Paul and Linda) doesn’t spend a night apart for their entire marriage? Freaky behaviour.

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  5. She could get a tattoo on her plastic leg…

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  6. S’true … I don’t like HM, but find Sir Paul equally fucking annoying so have no sympathy.

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