Whose horrible curtains are these?

Can we talk about the rug?

Hint: The Beckhams’.

Pourquoi? ‘Cause it’s their new living device, in London’s glittering LA.

Now let’s look at more real estate horror, courtesy of the famouses that style bypassed. AKA the Beckhams. Plural. 

'I find this room is just PERFECT for entertaining.' 'Apparently people 'eat' in here. I have no idea what that means.'

Okay, we get that they’ll probably ‘re-imagine’ the interior space, but you just know it’s still going to be a whole load of wipe-clean surfaces covered in dirty-protest fake tan and marble sculptures of dogs and a deep-fat fryer for the kids’ teas and a kitchen-cum-diner in the style of Sharon’s off-of Birds of a Feather, with probably a sticky Midget Gem attached to the cooking island. 

More domestic vile-ness? This-a-way, thankings.

 

 

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5 comments to “Whose horrible curtains are these?”

  1. That is quite awful. Really really quite awful. I’d rather be poor than have money but no taste.

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  2. HOW a-horrible.

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  3. What she needs is a fridge next to her bed.

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  4. this isn’t the one they chose.
    she didnt like this one either.

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  5. MMm … let’s move to California, a place where there’s loads of sunshine, and buy a home with tiny fucking windows and put thick curtains across them so none of the lovely sunshine gets in our house … they’re BLATANTLY vampires.

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