Hint: The Beckhams’.
Pourquoi? ‘Cause it’s their new living device, in London’s glittering LA.
Now let’s look at more real estate horror, courtesy of the famouses that style bypassed. AKA the Beckhams. Plural.
Okay, we get that they’ll probably ‘re-imagine’ the interior space, but you just know it’s still going to be a whole load of wipe-clean surfaces covered in dirty-protest fake tan and marble sculptures of dogs and a deep-fat fryer for the kids’ teas and a kitchen-cum-diner in the style of Sharon’s off-of Birds of a Feather, with probably a sticky Midget Gem attached to the cooking island.
More domestic vile-ness? This-a-way, thankings.