Calum Thingy dumps Lindsay Whatsit for being ‘boring’. Oh.

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Who shouted ‘Better than being a talentless twat with a bizarre trans-Atlan’ic accent a la Jackie Collins only without an iota of fabulousness a la Jackie Collins’ at the back?

More, ‘ere.

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2 comments to “Calum Thingy dumps Lindsay Whatsit for being ‘boring’. Oh.”

  1. What a shame! They sort of cancelled each other out, didn’t they, leaving the streets cleaner, fresher and safer for our children.

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  2. Can someone explain why LL is famous? She’s been in Mean Girls and a Herbie movie and yet we’re supposed to treat her like the next Laurence Olivier or something. Get some pants woman and stop showing off that bloody thing on your ankle: you could hide it with a slack you know.

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