Matt Damon? Tut-tut.

Matthew off-of Damon. 

So Matthew Damon, of inexplicable moving picture star fame, said the following in an interview in the latest ish of GQ, American versh. Summink about what he did with his first big pay cheque and cars and that fella he hangs around with, but it’s the last bit we would like to treasure. Forever. Amen.

‘We bought Jeep Grand Cherokees. It was funny*, because Ben and I, we both always wanted a Jeep Grand Cherokee for some reason**. That was the car. We always talked about it*** but never could afford one. So when we suddenly had the money, we each instantly started trying to convince each other to get a different car. We’d say, “Hey, have you seen the Explorer? The Ford Explorer is really cool****.” Because we knew it would just be so gay***** to get the same car.’

 

* Think we’ll be the judge of that.
** Retardedness?
*** Can you just imagine the conversations, pop-pickers? How excitement.
**** Nice bit of PR, Matty.
***** Cock.

 

ps. Thankings to Towleroad for the tip-off.

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6 comments to “Matt Damon? Tut-tut.”

  1. What a total knob this man is? They’re all so juvenile, that lot. Calling each other gay and goofing around in interviews instead of answering questions. This one is the most pointless of the lot. Can anyone ever remember him being good in a film? Like ever?

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  2. I like Matt Damon. Don’t fancy him, what with that Guy Smiley jaw, but I like his films. Give Ben Affleck another 10 years, and he’ll be fit as fuck. Ben and Matt have been quite cool about the gay thing … there were rumours about them being an item, and instead of doing the ‘we ain’t no fags’ routine, they played up to it, in the Kevin Smith films etc.

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  3. Oh … and good films he’s been in: Talented Mr Ripley, The Departed, Bourne Supremacy, Syriana, the aforementioned Kevin Smith films etc … quite a few, Floy.

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  4. Bourne Supremacy? Excuuuuuuuuze me, it’s hey nonny nonsense.

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  5. Ha! I KNEW you’d pick that one out … I’m loving it, and can’t wait for the new Bourne film :-)

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  6. *is speechless*

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