A story of multi-talented-ness on the part of Kylie off-of Kylie part seven hundred thousand million billion. Trillion.

Aren't I clever!

Kylie Minogue is in talks to design a line of home furnishings for a bunch of British department stores.

Which is ironic considering she lives down the side of a DFS corner sofa (bought during one of their weekly ‘Once in a Lifetime’ sales).

It’s thought those real-life talented professionals who have spent years at university studying design and are currently working their dextrous hands to the very bone to earn a living are just THRILLED at the news.

There now follows an artist’s impressions plural of what said home furnishings may look like:

For your living room...

Or maybe…

Too cute.

Or even…

Every home needs one.

Or perhaps…

Such lovely detailing...

And the piece de resistance…

It's important to surround yourself with beautiful things.

Now let’s watch Kylie ‘sing’ a song…. Oh okay.

 

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8 comments to “A story of multi-talented-ness on the part of Kylie off-of Kylie part seven hundred thousand million billion. Trillion.”

  1. For crying out loud, why won’t this woman just leave us alone!! Who needs a freaking Kylie cushion for fuck’s sake?

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  2. I would like to see a Can’t Get You Out Of My ‘Bed’

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  3. Or an I Should Be Sofa (Lucky)

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  4. Or a poof.

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  5. Or Je Ne Said Pas Parquet Flooring

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  6. How about a Got To Be Curtain?

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  7. What about ‘I Should be so Lucky, Lucky, Lucky, Chaise Longue’…?
    Sorry.

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  8. Or how about a “bugger off Kylie, the gays dont like you anymore. Please go and dissapear up your own arse, you havent done a decent song since Love At FIrst Sight” 3 piece suite?

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