Pub-related lowlight of the week/century (said in a singy-songy Harry Hill-esque manner)…

He's up for the crack, apparently.

Nadine Coyle off-of Girls Aloud is planning to launch her own chain of Irish theme pubs in America-ca-ca.

*takes gun to head*

There’s a quote and everything!

‘I’ve just loved it there (the US) since the first time I went a couple of years ago. I’ve got a place and my family are already out there. The ultimate business plan is to open a chain of Irish bars – Americans are just screaming out for them.’

We’ll be the judge of that slash the only ones screaming out for them are the mini-coach load currently licking windows on their giddy way to an early afternoon’s filming of Loose Women featuring trout leader, Coleen Nolan.

The end.

 

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4 comments to “Pub-related lowlight of the week/century (said in a singy-songy Harry Hill-esque manner)…”

  1. Oh, are these the places where plastic paddies drink Guiness and wear silly Guiness hats and are up for the crack and swap witty banter the whole night long, listen only to songs by The Corrs or U2 or Bewitched then have a wee river dance moment then pass out in a pool of their own (green) vomit, but not before they’ve toasted that saviour of the world, Bob Geldoff? Can’t wait.

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  2. Eugh, I once opened an old folk’s home which was situated beside an O’Neills. I could smell Guiness farts from behind the bullet proof windows in my limousine.

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  3. I once went to an Irish pub and was accosted by a dirty hen party and ended up taking refuge in a Walkabout Bar. It wasn’t fun.

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  4. Walkabout vs O’Nealls. You know you’re in trouble, don’t you?

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