Where Britney tries to cosmetically whiten the teeth of her 22-month-old child…!
Britney Spears, that force for good in the world, has tried to have her son’s teeth artificially whitened.
You know, like this guy:
La Britters has been accused of asking a Los Angerleese den’ist to do the deed – only to be refused on health grounds. And the rest.
‘He’s having dental problems becuase Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,’ a source tells Us magwoizeen. ‘She fed Sean ice-cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy.’
Britney, honey, let’s play that game where you pretend that that thing which popped out of your flangelina is a real-life human being.
Then let’s play that game where you do everyone a favour and retire from inhaling air.