For your back-bottom pleasure…

Do you have a back-bottom?

Is it a male back-bottom?

Then chances are, you’ll have what is known in the back-bottom business as a prostate.

Yes, a prostate.

And those in the know will ker-no that the prostate is the key to a gennelman’s heart; his G-spot; his magic chocolate button if you will.

And those who, like, sooo don’t go there-with-a-very-rhotic-‘r’… kids, you don’t know what you’re missing.

Anyroads plural, these people do know what the latter are missing and have come up with the Progasm Prostate Massager. Which looks something/a lot like this/these:

Can I have one, Mum? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!


‘The Progasm Prostate Massager is a medically researched (oh, really!) and scientifically designed device that works in harmony with the body’s own movements. With rhythmic motion, it stimulates both the prostate and the perineum to create an unprecedented male orgasm.’


It comes in all the colours of the rainbow, except all of them apart from red; and also black and white. And it’s kinda pretty. And it’s 69 earth Americano dollars. And you can get one or more, ‘ere.

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5 comments to “For your back-bottom pleasure…”

  1. Got one already.

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  2. Have you?

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  3. What’s the difference between thsi and a dildo then?

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  4. Looks remarkably like a penis, which makes you think that penises must be very well designed for anal shenanigans.

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  5. There is another device for such matters that is called Nexus. I think that one’s better because they have it as a vibrator (Nexus Vibro) and they have it in purple which is very pretty. (I have even seen neon yellow, orange and pink, but I think they were not for sale.) But I guess the color doesn’t matter as soon it’s up your arse. You can get them at for example. I know I lot of people who find that thing sensational, but my boyfriend says it’s pointless.

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