Do you have a back-bottom?
Is it a male back-bottom?
Then chances are, you’ll have what is known in the back-bottom business as a prostate.
Yes, a prostate.
And those in the know will ker-no that the prostate is the key to a gennelman’s heart; his G-spot; his magic chocolate button if you will.
And those who, like, sooo don’t go there-with-a-very-rhotic-‘r’… kids, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Anyroads plural, these people do know what the latter are missing and have come up with the Progasm Prostate Massager. Which looks something/a lot like this/these:
‘The Progasm Prostate Massager is a medically researched (oh, really!) and scientifically designed device that works in harmony with the body’s own movements. With rhythmic motion, it stimulates both the prostate and the perineum to create an unprecedented male orgasm.’
It comes in all the colours of the rainbow, except all of them apart from red; and also black and white. And it’s kinda pretty. And it’s 69 earth Americano dollars. And you can get one or more, ‘ere.