But why, Momma?
‘Cause it’s, like, her tenth album and ‘X’ is the Roman numeral for ten and you just know she’s going to do ‘Kylie X’ or something like it’s a big kiss.
We’d also like to take this opportunity to remind all concerned that ‘X’ is also a big, like, cross – you know, as in wrong.
And it’s also the bit on the top right of your computer you press to ‘close this window down’. Bye.
And c) and d).
Oh, and in other related news it’s that 20th Anniversary of Kylie’s popsicle career this weekend we were on about a while back, and Jason of Kylie fame’s going and EVERYTHING.