And for her next trick, Kylie will be calling her new album…

X marks the Zzzzzzzzz......

But why, Momma?

‘Cause it’s, like, her tenth album and ‘X’ is the Roman numeral for ten and you just know she’s going to do ‘Kylie X’ or something like it’s a big kiss.

We’d also like to take this opportunity to remind all concerned that ‘X’ is also a big, like, cross – you know, as in wrong.

And it’s also the bit on the top right of your computer you press to ‘close this window down’. Bye.

And c) and d).

Oh, and in other related news it’s that 20th Anniversary of Kylie’s popsicle career this weekend we were on about a while back, and Jason of Kylie fame’s going and EVERYTHING.

*files nails*

 

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6 comments to “And for her next trick, Kylie will be calling her new album…”

  1. Shouldn’t it be called ‘Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’ instead?

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  2. Dear Me Me Me TV

    We DO NOT CARE about Kylie anymore.

    Thank you.

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  3. Err … INXS did exactly the same thing … so not only is Kylie content with ripping off Madonna, she’s now ripping off the fucking dead, which is not okay even if she did fucking fuck the fucking dead fucker.

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  4. can we get a government petition going to ban Kylie from the pages of Boyz and mememe please?

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  5. Hmmm, I’d probably sign that, but the thing is, I like being kept informed of Kylie’s ongoing retardedness. It’s a fun thing.

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  6. You’re all cunts, but you’ve always known that. I couldn’t give a flying fuck what she calls her album, I just can’t wait to see the outcome of her next cosmetic procedure. She’s starting to look more and more like Wocelyn Wilderstein by the day. I love it. I don’t love you lot though, and I’d guess that neither did your parents.

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