‘The Australian Prime Minister, John Howard (? also), is a cock’. Discuss.

Pig. 

‘The Australian Prime Minister is a cock because not only is he a cock, and, like, hates the idea of immigration to a nation that is built by immigrants and would be nothing without immigrants, but he also hates the gays. Now who can hate the gays? They smell nice, always have a witty bon mot or several at their perfectly manicured fingertips, and they’re good to their mothers – so long as the mother isn’t a cunt.

‘Oh but John Howard doesn’t think gays deserve the same rights as everyone else on this dolly little earth of ours, and is introducing legislation (even though it’s debatable whether he knows what the word legislation means, ’cause he’s what is known in the business as a retard) to ban same-sex couples in Australia-land from adopting children from other countries. ‘Cause heaven forbid they could be saved from a life of crippling poverty – if they’re really lucky, they may even catch ‘gay’ and grow up popular with nice hair!

‘In conclusion, Johnny is what current legislation calls a homophobe, constantly looks like he’s letting off a sly one like someone else we can mention, and is a cunt.

‘The end.’

*teacher reads essay; ponders for a moment; picks up very nice red pen; scribbles; hands back*

A*.

Hurrah! etc.

*bell rings*

Home-time.

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5 comments to “‘The Australian Prime Minister, John Howard (? also), is a cock’. Discuss.”

  1. Like anyone gives a fuck what the Australian PM thinks? Admittedly it effects the poor sods who have to live under his administration, but honestly, John fucking Who??

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  2. COCK!

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  3. Honesty, what do you expect? Love the way Australia can produce Mardi Gras, Kylie Minogue and HIM. Just let’s wait to see Kylie make a very public statement about this condemning him. NOT! If she does – and literally, what has she ever done for the gays apart from take their money – I will publicly eat my panty liner.

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  4. Leave the politics alone. You’re just going to annoy half the readers who love the site. Eg me.

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  5. I disagree, I want more politics. Especially when dealt with in this manner. And especially when it involves the liberal use of the word ‘cock’.

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