Fag Hag Diary


And FH has some suggestions for the wronged Jennifer Ellison



So the Scouse lady called Jennifer who was once in Brookside and looks a bit like Jimmy Krankie with hair extensions, has been splashed all over the papers this weekend talking about how she’s ‘dead gutted that her bloke n dat done it wiv another lady’.

Her dignified response to his romp with somebody (going by the not very prossy name at all of Shalimar) has been to be photographed in the News of the Screws shedding tears of pain underneath her big old Danny la Rue lashes as she tells the world that he is not just a cheat, but a violently abusive one as to put the tin lid on it, he used to knock her about a bit.

Now sorry as I am to hear that she’s been on the wrong end of his scally knuckles, as any man that does that needs a red hot poker up his shitter, I can’t help feeling that there’s something a teensy bit tacky about using your status as a battered wife as a revenge commodity.

Why did it take him shagging another girl for her to realise there was perhaps something wrong with being knocked about? And if he hadn’t put his pee-pee in another lady, would she just have continued tolerating it?

Note to Jennifer, next time that happens, you’re meant to go to the big building marked ‘Police Station’, rather than the big building marked ‘News of the World – we pay for stories’.

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One comment to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Couldn’t have put it better myself.

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