And Liam BB gets the Fag Hag seal of disapproval
Stop all the clocks. Liam the reasonably fit one off-of Big Brother who sounds a bit like a fucktard when he opens his mouth ‘mind’, has dumped Amy off-of tits.
Poor old Amy mustered up as much dignity as is humanly available when you are given the push after four days in front of millions of people and I’m afraid I went a bit female solidarity-sisterhood-Aretha/Annie whilst watching this one.
You see, I seem to recall Liam was all over Amy like a case of herpes when they were shoved into the halfway house but as they filtered back into the main house and it became clear that Amy was about as popular as a stripper with a strap-on at an Amish Sunday lunch, Liam went colder than a very cold thing.
He even actually cited everyone else’s changed reactions to him as a reason for their ‘split’. Call me cynical (my new fragrance dontchaknow) but I don’t buy all that ‘why aye man, little owld me’ bollocks for a New York minute. He’s an operator and a coward who’s pathetically desperate to be liked, my worst flavour of a man.
But don’t worry, Amy, I doubt you’ve missed much – any man who’s so timid and self-conscious he dumps someone because of what other people will think is hardly going to have the bedroom chandeliers shaking.