(Potential) televisual lowlight of all eternity (said in a singy-songy Harry Hill-esque manner)…

Pig in a wig. 

Kerry off-of Iceland ads may be joining Coronation Street.

*slits wrists; doesn’t work properly; slices own head off*

Kerry, who’s just, you know, lumpen, is ‘parently up for a role in Corrie, and has been to see a real-life casting person on said show AND EVERYTHING.

‘Kerry did pop in to see the casting director,’ someone from the CS said. ‘She wasn’t auditioning for a specific part, it was more a case of keeping her in mind if a suitable part comes up.’

The end.

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One comment to “(Potential) televisual lowlight of all eternity (said in a singy-songy Harry Hill-esque manner)…”

  1. It would be rather reckless of Corrie execs to employ someone with such a record of drug taking and general retarded behaviour.

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