The MTV Awards nominations, pop-pickers exclamation mark

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If you find this sort of thing makes you wet wee, they’re after the jumpette…

Video of the Year

– Amy Winehouse, ‘Rehab’

– Beyonce, ‘Irreplaceable’

– Justice, ‘D.A.N.C.E.’

– Kanye West, ‘Stronger’

– Justin Timberlake, ‘What Goes Around… Comes Around’

– Rihanna, ‘Umbrella’


Male Artist

– Akon

– Justin Timberlake

– Kanye West

– T.I.

– Robin Thicke


Female Artist

– Amy Winehouse

– Beyonce

– Fergie

– Nelly Furtado

– Rihanna


Best New Artist

– Amy Winehouse

– Lily Allen

– Carrie Underwood

– Gym Class Heroes

– Peter Bjorn & John


Best Group

– Fall Out Boy

– Gym Class Heroes

– Linkin Park

– Maroon 5

– White Stripes


Most Earth-shattering Collaboration

– Akon & Eminem, ‘Smack That’

– Beyonce & Shakira, ‘Beautiful Liar’

– Justin Timberlake & Timbaland, ‘Sexy Back’

– Gwen Stefani & Akon, ‘The Sweet Escape’

– U2 (Zzzzzzzzzzzz) and Green Day, ‘The Saints Are Coming Back’


Quadruple Threat of the Year (us either. Sumfink to do with honouring, and we quote, ‘ those boundary-busting artists who have conquered multiple worlds including, but not limited to; music, fashion, philanthropy, business, acting and dance’. Oh good.)

– Beyonce

– Bono (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

– Jay-Z

– Justin Timberlake

– Kanye West


Monster Single of the Year

– Avril Lavigne, ‘Girlfriend’

– Fall Out Boy, ‘THNKS FR TH MMRS’

– T-Pain, featuring Yung Joc, ‘Buy You A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)’

– Mims, ‘This Is Why I’m Hot’

– Rihanna, ‘Umbrella’

– Daughtry, ‘Home’

– Lil’ Mama, ‘Lip Gloss (No Music)’

– Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson, D.O.E. & Sebastian, ‘The Way I Are’

– Plain White T’s, ‘Hey There, Delilah’

– Shop Boyz, ‘Party Like A Rock Star’.


There are others, like Bestest Choreographed something-or-other, but we can’t be arsed.

The end.

Thank fuck.

ps. They’re on September 9th, at the Palms Casino Resort in London’s glittering Las Vegas.

pps. Ay-mee, Ay-mee, Ay-mee, Ay-mee, Ay-mee, Ay-mee…!



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One comment to “The MTV Awards nominations, pop-pickers exclamation mark”

  1. Booooooooooooooooring. These things are always so predictable. Have nothing to do with talent. Unless of course Amy wins in every category she’s nom’d in, then I’ll profer them some credibility.

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