This would be Radar magwoizeen’s Prince Harry cover-ette. We liketh, muchos. Mind you will HM be happy with the story inside?
Price Harry le Ginge is revealed to be – hold it just one minute! – a human being. Of a young nature! No, stop that! What kind of treason is this?
According to an in-depth article he has been ordered to clean up his act – will you stop that front page, people, this is one hot story – has been known to drink a cocktail designed for eight people (hooray!) and his minders spend much of their time fielding ecstasy dealers away from him (so that’s his fault, right?).
He has, in fact, been branded a ‘security nightmare’ by someone very high up somewhere. Oh, dear.
This would be Radar on the interdolly.