Emma la Bunting Baby has given birth to a real-life male child.
‘Tis called Beau, and it’s by all accounts a lovely thing.
These are the details:
– Place: Portland Hospital, London
– Mother: Baby Bunting
– Father: Jade something
– Weight: 7lbs 15oz. About the same as Emma’s hair.
– Quote, via spokesperson type person: ‘Emma gave birth to a boy at 11.12am this morning. The weight was 7lbs 15oz, which is the same weight as Jade when he was born. I believe the name they have chosen is Beau, which is French for handsome’.
– Smart comment: ‘We’ll be the judge of that’.
– Another quote: ‘The phone’s been ringing off the hook, but none of the Spice Girls have called yet. I’m sure they will but they’re all out of the country at the moment’.