So our new favourite newlyweds – the ladies Brown and Belafonte – have hit a wee snag a mere *counts* three seconds into their marriage.
So secret was their secret betrothal in Las Vegas that Stephen of Belafonte ‘forgot’ to mention the fact that he had been married before. To a woman.
*wafts face with (flamenco style) fan*
Whilst Mel du B admitted on the licence that she’d done the deed with that Jimmy Gulzar fellow back in 1998, Stephen with a ‘ph’ claimed he was single rather than divorced. Shocking, you might agree.
And guess what, wedding-watchers – Belafontalina split with his then wife, Nancy Carmell, after three WHOLE months, divorcing two years later.
Did we say ‘who knew’ already? Who knew. No really, who comma knew.