Julian Clary singing at homosexualist emporium!

But is he a gay?

Oh no, sorry, that was a typo.

‘Julian Clary signing at homosexualist emporium!’


So Julian Clary, a v funny gennelman, will be reading from his muchos anticipated debut novel, Murder Most Fab, at store du ‘mo Prowler in London’s glittering¬†Soho¬†on Wednesday 22nd August, at 6pm.

This will be followed swiftly by the signing.

There now follows a quick synopsis of Murder Most Fab just, you know, fyi:

And-we-quote: ‘Johnny Debonair flees Hythe and heads to London where he meets Catherine – a devil in red heels, who teaches him how to look after number one. One thing leads to another and after dabbling in drama school and prostitution, Johnny becomes a famous TV presenter. It’s only a matter of time before the secret of his success is discovered with seriously funny consequences.’

It’s true/we’ll be the judge of that.

Prowler, on t’interclit.

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