‘She’s got a hot album,’ quoth Timbalake, who has been working on it (so it sounds a bit, you know, immodest). ‘Her album is right up there with Justin’s album.’ Oh.
If that is not sounding too good – especially after Confessions…, an album of such searing gayness – then we may have a little, erm, ray of light…
‘There’s this one song, we taking it back to “You must be my luck-eee starrrr…”‘ he continues, with an admirable disregard for grammar, before going onto some stuff that we don’t quite get.
‘Remember “Ugly” by Bubba Sparxxx?’ Not really, sing it to us… ‘I got a beat similar to that. The hook is no words.’ Ooookaaay.
‘It’s saying stuff named after coffee.’ Got ya, got ya. ‘All these different names for coffee is the hook.’ Yep, down with that. ‘The name of the song is “La, La”‘, which sounds about right.
And apparently Pharrell has done a song with Madonna called ‘Candy Shop’. ‘She’s off the chain!’ concluded Mr. T during an interview with MTV. Honey, can you remind us when she was ever ON the chain? Precisely.
While you’re thinking about how you feel re the 10 songs Timbaland and Justin Timberlake did with Our Glorious Leader, let’s pick up on that ‘Luck-eee Starrrr’ thing…