More Mel B + that bloke she’s married business

Animal killer and spouse

So right, see that pig on the left? He’s a duck killer.

Not any old duck killer, ooh no. ‘Parently, Stephen off-of bopping Scary Spiceness fame bludgeoned a duck to death with a brick in his former home state of New Jersey.

Nice person.

And there’s a warrant out for his arrest, according to the Sun.

‘A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offence,’ a spokesperson for Ocean County Court did sayeth.

‘He will be arrested if he returns to the area.’

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6 comments to “More Mel B + that bloke she’s married business”

  1. Stupid fat cunt. Maybe someone should bludgeon him to death with a brick.

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  2. Poor duckie.

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  3. Oh, you can understand her marrying him though when he’s so great looking. NOT! The man is a human mushroom. Why do these fucking idiot celebrities feel they have to get married the minute they meet someone. Silly Mel. She gon be paying for that mistake.

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  4. Bang goes her Eddie Murphy money

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  5. Eh? Why on earth would you kill a duck? And doesn’t he just have the most punchable face you’ve ever seen?

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  6. But such lovely blue eyes, complimented perfectly by their George at Asda matching fleeces.

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